Some gems from work.

I have been working for a wedding photographer making phone calls and seeing if brides need photographers. There have definitely been some interesting conversations. Here are some gems from this evenings work:

1. Answering machine in spanish.

2. a person is renewing their vows.

 After 6 years of marriage. 

NO photographer needed, but she bought a dress.

3. " No i don't need a photographer, it's a small wedding. It's my 4th and his 3rd."

4. this was an answering machine: "Hi you have reached X. Please leave a message and have a blessed day filled with miracles. Blessings and Miracles to you and may angels watch over you always." (As i read this it's not as funny as it was on the answering machine. Imagine lots of over-dramatic tones of voice. It will help my cause.)