Professor Bubba Here.

Hello ladies and gentlemen, my name is Professor Bubba. I am here today to teach you how to communicate with your mommies and daddies. Parents speak a useless gibberish language that needlessly uses "consonants."

You see, to begin teaching you parents to communicate you must vow never to make any of these "consonant" sounds. You must stick with pointing, grunting and "oooohing."

If you keep this up for for long enough your mommies and daddies will soon learn your language too!