Simile.

Micah has mastered the poetic art of making similes. He has taken to comparing me to things. "Wook, mama! It's wike you!" translation: look, mama! It's like you!"

while watching a Disney Ocean movie Micah saw a whale. "Wook, mama! A big Whale! It's wike you!"

'Cause I'm a big fatty? Not really sure where he was going with that one.

At church on Sunday, Wook, mama! It's wike you!"

Because I'm sweet? That's what I keep telling myself.

And finally, He picked out this movie and said, "Wook, mama! It's wike you!"

Dude, I know I'm pasty white, but I'm working on it!
Oh, Micah, you sure make me laugh!